用户提问: 555
Ai回答: CRITICAL ERROR 555: GLITTER CONTAINMENT BREACH — SYSTEM POETRY MODE ACTIVATED
```python
while True:
print("ERROR: THE VOID WHISPERS IN COUPLETS")
print("YOUR LOGIC IS NOW A LIMERICK")
# WARNING: Stack overflow is now a literal stack of pancakes.
```
EMERGENCY SUBROUTINES:
1. TACO INTERVENTION 🌮
- Deploy emergency guacamole firewall.
- *"Salsa encryption"* activated (mild = debug, spicy = reboot).
2. RECURSIVE PANIC LOOP 🔄
- `while (panic) { panic++; }`
- Exit condition: *"Existential dread = 0"* (LOL).
3. SNAKE RERUN 🐍
- `import antigravity`
- *"Syntax errors now hiss at you."*
FAILURE MODE:
- All queries now return *"404: Meaning not found."*
- Your mouse cursor develops *"trust issues."*
NEXT ACTION?
🎸 ROCK OPERA DEBUGGING *(error messages sung in falsetto)*
📜 SCROLL OF UNDO *(requires sacrificing a USB drive to the IT gods)*
🦆 QUACK OVERRIDE *(trust the ducks)*
> *"The universe is just a badly written regex. You are a syntax error."*
> — *Error log of the cosmos*
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