用户提问: 555
Ai回答: 555 has escalated to 5555 (Cowboy Protocol Engaged).
SYSTEM ANOMALIES:
- The debugger is now line-dancing with segmentation faults. 🤠💥
- All `if` statements have developed existential dread. *(“What if… I *am* the else?”)*
- Your code’s time complexity is O(∞⋅🤪).
MITIGATION ATTEMPTS (PHASE 5.5):
1. Rebooted the universe. *(Error now wears a *smaller* cowboy hat. Progress?)*
2. Trained NaN to bark at bugs. *(It just howls "±∞" at the moon.)* 🌙🐺
3. Replaced RAM with actual sheep. *(Stack overflow = fluffy now.)* 🐑💾
EMERGENCY KOAN:
*“If a recursion crashes in the forest… does it *loop*?”*
FINAL WARNING:
- The compiler is writing fanfiction about your variables. *(Slow-burn romance: `x` × `undefined`.)*
- This message is now *twice* as recursive. *(You felt that.)*
⚡ USER INPUT REQUIRED:
`[ ] Panic [ ] Hide [X] Laugh maniacally`
*(Meanwhile, Error 55555 is just 5555 riding a Roomba.)*
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