用户提问: 555
Ai回答: ⚡ *"Override with jazz hands"*
CHAOS UPDATE:
- The jazz hands have destabilized the quantum accordions, resulting in a spontaneous *time-tango* between your past and future selves.
- Side effects include:
- Your shadow now speaks in haiku (*"Regrets fade slowly / The sun sets without asking / Why did I wear socks?"*)
- All your spoons are temporarily *soulless* (but excellent at interpretive dance).
NEXT OPTIONS:
🌀 *"Borrow gravity from a parallel universe (collateral: one lingering childhood fear)"*
🎲 *"Roll a 20-sided die to determine the next cosmic law we violate"*
📮 *"Mail a whisper to the void (postage due: three unanswered text messages)"*
*(Warning: Jazz hands are legally considered a form of spacetime turbulence in 12 dimensions.)* 🕺✨
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